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Wednesday, April 05, 2017

Cooking Disaster Gone Horribly Right



I was making my usual tomato sauce the other day which is one of my few dishes I consider to be un-improvable. I made a rookie mistake of not turning off the stove when I left the house. A couple hours later when I finally discovered my mistake the bottom layer had been reduced to charcoal but, mama mía, the paste left on top was incredible.

P.S. My stainless steel pot was fine. I soaked it and the burned shit simply dropped out like a big, black cookie. I made a similar bonehead maneuver back when I lived in Seattle only a month or so after I bought this particular pot. I thought that I would have to throw it away. I threw it in the sink to cool it down and the next morning when I turned the pot over the whole burned mess dropped out in one piece leaving the pot spotless. This is why I bothered to bring this pot with me when I moved to Spain.

Sunday, April 02, 2017

It's Too Nice to Be Inside but...

My piano teacher for today is none other than Oscar Peterson. I’m an unworthy but attentive student. Everyone can learn a lot about jazz from this beacon. At my level this is sort of like having Lewis Hamilton as your driver's education teacher. It's amazing that this was what was on TV a while back. Of course, there was also tons of shit on the boob tube like Gilligan's Island, too.

Dick Cavett is like the old Joni Michell song, you don’t know what you got til it’s gone.

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Red Is the New Green



I must preface this by saying that drivers everywhere are little more than animals, at least most of them, at least as far as most cyclists are concerned. Spanish drivers have an annoying and probably lethal habit of watching the pedestrian signal when they are stopped at a light. When the pedestrian light flashes yellow drivers here take this as their signal to proceed through the intersection thus shaving at least one second, perhaps two off of their commute times.

This coupled with drivers running through yellow lights makes you wonder how there aren’t thousands and thousands of accidents every day. The problem is mostly for cyclists as drivers may be looking either to the right or the left at the pedestrian signal and not see you as you make your way across the zebra crossing. The police could easily remedy this situation but they don’t.

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

“Let me tell you about the very rich. They are different from you and me" F. Scott Fitzgerald



They are also different than they were before the Reagan tax cuts.


Remember Sherman McCoy, the protagonist from Tom Wolfe’s The Bonfire of the Vanities and his $2 million apartment on 5th Avenue? Even if you take inflation into account that place wouldn’t be fit for a college crash pad for the children of today’s hyper-rich elite. Only 30 years after the Reagan era tax cuts for the rich went into effect we have seen Tom Wolfe’s cautionary tale turn into a quaint little fable.

It’s one thing for people to stand by and do nothing but watch as our elites stack the cards in favor of the richest few in America but it’s another thing to cheer it on at every step, convincing ourselves that we could be part of that group with the right lottery ticket, a few hands of blackjack, or maybe a little promotion. Most criticism of the hyper-rich is met with a cascade of insults about how you’re just jealous, or that you hate capitalism—the modern version of apostasy.

It just pathetic that we allow ourselves to be fed these inequalities in our diet of popular culture, as if it’s now perfectly normal that a few members of our society have risen to god-like status leaving us questioning whether or not it’s even possible to be considered a citizen if you’re merely eking out an existence like most of us. It’s supposed to be OK because in the future (according to the books, stories, TV, and movies we are force-fed) we’ll all have a super-rich friend who can lend us money.

The pop culture landscape is littered with the propaganda that hyper-rich people are our friends, they just have enough money to make the world spin the other way if they so desire. A recent example is Why Him?, an utterly forgettable film with the following synopsis: A holiday gathering threatens to go off the rails when Ned Fleming realizes that his daughter's Silicon Valley millionaire boyfriend is about to pop the question.

Except the boyfriend isn’t a millionaire because that would be too boring and unoriginal, not that the film is adverse to boring and unoriginal during its seemingly endless one hour and 50 minute runtime. No, a millionaire doesn’t travel in a private helicopter and may not even fly first class unless it’s a company upgrade. In the film the father calls him a “zillionaire” which is just further proof that our ship is sailing off the face of the earth in uncharted waters in which a new vocabulary is necessary. Vocabulary is the least of our worries in this age of wealth inequality.

This poison is making its way into what we read. This is from the short story “Signal” form the April 3, 2017edition of the New Yorker where we are served this description of one of these plutocrats:

“Michael was loaded, seriously and unambiguously loaded. He was the kind of rich that even other people who were rich considered rich. He had made the money himself. It was all the more impressive because Michael seemed barely to have noticed. His peers and friends and rivals and colleagues were all amazed by the fact that Mike was now some kind of gazillionaire…”

Just why it’s important to the story to have a “gazillionaire” isn’t really clear except that he has a house so big and vast that one would hardly notice if, during an overnight visit, a mysterious stranger may or may not have diddled your unsupervised kids while you were out doing something stinking rich people do (killing animals that are served to you on a platter, like hunting at a petting zoo). He could have placed the whole story in a moderately-priced hotel but where’s the fun in that? I suppose that the author feels that the mega-mansions of billionaires make for better literature than any Holiday Inn Express.

Next we have the excellent Showtime series Billions which goes right to the heart of the matter, sort of. Here is the synopsis: U.S. Attorney Chuck Rhoades goes after hedge fund king, Bobby "Axe" Axelrod in a battle between two powerful New York figures. U.S. Attorney Chuck Rhoades goes after hedge fund king, Bobby "Axe" Axelrod in a battle between two powerful New York figures.

Half-way through the second season it’s almost impossible to tell who the good guy is and who is the bad guy—if there is a bad guy. I completely understand the idea of not painting this Manichean tableau of good and evil but at the same time I have some misgivings about the storyline.

Balzac wrote in Le Père Goriot, Le secret des grandes fortunes sans cause apparente est un crime oublié, parce qu’il a été proprement fait.I don’t care to discuss here whether behind all great fortunes there is a crime but I can state confidently that nothing threatens our democracy more than the concentration of wealth into the hands of a few individuals. If you doubt this I will point you to Exhibit A, the new president of the USA. If ever there were an unqualified plutocrat running the show then that guy is Trump.  

Hello Citizens United, adiós democracy, and welcome to the new aristocracy. For those of us who have read some history we already know how this ends. Now where did we put those guillotines?

Friday, March 24, 2017

What the Clothing Pin Industrial Complex Doesn’t Want You to Read



This is the view below my window where I hang my clothes to dry. As you can see there are dozens of clothing pins that have fallen from above yet people on the first floor make no effort to return these lost items. Clothing pin manufacturers obviously pay them to sit on this dormant resource so that chumps like me continue to give money to the man to replace the pins we lose. Can I blame Trump?